Haven't been on here in YEARS! What's up??

Alright, I'm way over being single now. :(

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

No Diggity!

"'Round here, we always stand up straight. 'Round here, something radiates."

Sup, lovelies?

Drinks??

Hola, betches!

Arigato, heyyyy!

Hello, friends!

So fed up with everything these days. Probably won't be around much for a while, so if I'm not returning the love, that's why.

Alright, headache. You can go away now!

Why don't people understand the difference between "tilt your head..." and "turn your face..."? It's not that difficult! #photographerproblems

Every time I see your face, I just want to punch it.

Well, you've finally done it. You've managed to drive me out of my home. Hope you're happy! Choke on a dick.

I don't know if I have a stalker or not, but if I do - could ya drop off some beer?

Being single again was good for a while, but I am so over it now. *sigh*

I'm too hot! Call da po-lice and the fireman, I'm too hot! Make a dragon wanna retire, man!

Drinks please?

Hola!