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Thanks for all the drinks everyone. I am trying to return them all but haven't been on in a few days.
Jan 23, 2012comment
Just because its called spandex....doesn't mean it should be put to the "how far can it expand" test.
Jan 15, 2012comment
Decided to take a hot shower, climb into bed and watch football. Have a good night everyone.
Jan 14, 2012comment
No plans for the day.... Maybe cards and watch the game with friends tonight. Hope everyone has a great weekend!
Jan 14, 2012comment
Wow it is Friday night at 8:15 and I am going to lay on the couch and watch TV. Yup I am old.....
Jan 13, 2012comment
Trying to control the behaviors of others is as futile as teaching a snake to walk.....
Jan 12, 2012comment
Ok whoever has the Voodoo Doll please put it down NOW !!!
Jan 10, 2012comment
Oh what to do this weekend......
Jan 7, 2012comment
Ok thanks to my darling teenage son letting his friend down load some crap my computer has a virus. I have to drop it off tomorrow for a day or two. So if I lose my friends on F U Bar please find me.
Jan 5, 2012comment
If anyone has any extra warm weather and sun laying around could you please send it here??? !!
Jan 4, 2012comment
Hope everyone had a wonderful New Years. Now that I am back home I will do my best to return the 93 drinks sent to me.
Jan 3, 2012comment
A few more hours and I will be gone skiing until Monday. Happy New Years everyone!!
Dec 30, 2011comment
2 more days and I will be in Vermont Skiing.....
Dec 28, 2011comment
My day is getting much better thanks to my dear friend Don Julio!!
Dec 27, 2011comment
This is going to be a very bad and sad day......
Dec 27, 2011comment
Hope everyone had a merry Christmas.
Dec 27, 2011comment
Dear Santa it is not politically correct to say some one is "Naughty" I am just "nicely challenged"!
Dec 22, 2011comment
Hey Santa, If I am good at being naughty which list do I go on??
Dec 21, 2011comment
Apparently getting naked, crawling onto Santa's lap and whispering"I have been a bad, bad girl" is NOT appropriate behavior for the mall....who knew?
Dec 20, 2011comment
Ok so who wants to come help me wrap Christmas gifts???
Dec 19, 2011comment
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