Life...it is what it is, so deal with it.

Without a little craziness, life would be very boring indeed!

Cheer'sss to the friggen weekend;*

The average person has 1000 wishes. A Soldier has but one, to come home safe. I know 97% of you won't post this as your status, but the 3% that do are my friends. In honor of someone that died or is fighting for our freedom. The average person has 1000 w

Cheer'sss to the friggenweekend;*

Forget coffee.I'm brewing' me a pot of Percocet,Vicodin,Valium,Prozac,Vodka latte',with just a little dab of pseudoedrine..Anyone want 1?

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it with a two by four.

You know the saying: Good things come to those who wait.. WELL HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO WAIT.. I mean COME ON already!

My Pride Said;" it's impossible" My Experience Said;" it's risky" My Reason Said;" it's pointless" My Heart Whispered;"Give it a try"

Another note to self: life isn't what it's suppose to be, it is what it is.How you accept that will determine the kind of life you have.

Yes, I am an angel with wings,and a devil with horns,and I can ride a broom too! I am just versatile like that!

tattoo'd boys are sexy :)

tattoo'd boys are sexy:)

close your eyes and imagine

hmmmm...halo or horns today??

Bazinga!

Shazam!

abracadabra

Too early for this

One try and you won't go back