What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. This place is dead tonite If ignorance is bliss, why aren't I happier? gonna go soak my aching back in a hot bath, bbl A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. time to cook dinner, its chili burgers and tater tots tonite. I can hear my arteries hardening already. They're playing "Horse with no name" on the radio. Is it irrational to scream "NAME THE FUCKING HORSE YOU NO AMBITION LOSER!?!?!?" The reason I seem to be preoccupied with sex is because I'm not occupied with sex. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-- Billy Crystal What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce.
Mark Twain We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. All generalizations are false, including this one. Die fluffy, you mangy hater furball Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing alot......... Groucho Marx so far today ive seen rain, snow and hail. ick |
